Electricity

Dad, what if the electricity goes out at the electric company? How will they do their job?

What's your name?

The other day while enjoying a nice dinner at Tomatina restaurant in Walnut Creek. We sat next to a family having dinner with a new born baby boy. J.J. looks over at the mom and ask "What's the baby's name?" She replies "Chase". And J.J. responds "Why? Because he moves so fast?"